Metaphysical, New Age and Pagan Jokes

[Rhutobello]

hehehehe this show that action gives reaction.....but where is all those other that can give input here....come on...we don't bite:)

A New York nun hailed a cab, got in and told the driver to take her to West 79th Street. As they rode uptown, she noticed that the driver kept staring at her in his rearview mirror. Finally, she asked him why he was staring. There's something I want to ask you, said the cabbie, but I don't want to offend you.
My dear son, said the sister, when you've been a nun for as long as I have, you've seen and heard just about everything. There's nothing you can say that will offend me.
Well, began the cabbie cautiously, all my life I've had this fantasy about being kissed by a nun.
Maybe we can do something about that, the nun said, provided you are single -- and Roman Catholic.
I'm single! replied the driver excitedly. And I'm Catholic too!
Okay, said the nun. Pull into the next alley. The cabbie wasted no time in finding an alley, stopping the car and jumping into the back seat, where the nun proceeded to fulfill his lifelong fantasy.
After they got back into traffic, the driver began to cry. My dear child, said the nun tenderly, why are you crying?
Forgive me, sister, he said. I took advantage of your good nature when I told you I was single and Catholic. I'm really married and Jewish.
That's all right, replied the nun. My name is really Bruce, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.