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Computer Jokes
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Rhutobello
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Re: Computer Jokes
I give you the Redneck's understanding of the PC..aren't they cute:)
Hard drive -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
Window ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
Mouse ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN -------- To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.
Cursor ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
bit --------- A wager as in, I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.
digital control -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
packet ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip
And it can't be that old...Wal-Mart is mentioned:):)
Hard drive -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
Window ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
Mouse ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN -------- To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.
Cursor ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
bit --------- A wager as in, I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.
digital control -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
packet ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip
And it can't be that old...Wal-Mart is mentioned:):)
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Ah Rat Rhutobeloo!
Ahz rezembles thes here remarks!
LMAO!
Hey, sounds like my relatives during a family reunion!
he heee heee
Barb
Ahz rezembles thes here remarks!
LMAO!
Hey, sounds like my relatives during a family reunion!
he heee heee
Barb
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Shadowlynx
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LMAO! Shoot! Ya made me bust ma gut laffin with them 'puter slangs! Y'all dang crazies! .)
Carole.
Carole.
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Rhutobello
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Hopefully it wasen't you two Rednecks who won this lottery:)
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, I want my $20 million.
The man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!
Nice day to you all....lol
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, I want my $20 million.
The man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!
Nice day to you all....lol